BENTLEY Thinks He Is R. Kelly and Believes He Can Fly… Again

For one glorious second… I was an eagle. You’re a sausage with landing gear. Here we observe Bentley. A dachshund. Age fifteen. Flight experience… none. Beside him, a perfectly serviceable ramp. Used by Bentley occasionally. Tripped over by his owner nightly. Dachshunds are prone to spinal disc problems. Jumping from a high bed is a risk worth avoiding. His confidence, regrettably, has not read the engineering report. Are those official measurements? The floor did the research. Joy… my back hurts. Woooow. Okay. Stay there. I’ll get Dad. You’re going to the vet, buddy. Can you put trousers on first? I’d like one of us to have some dignity. This blanket has my people on it. Try not to embarrass the whole pattern. I asked Bentley’s vet about BPC-157 and TB-500. His vet told me I could use them. That’s my account of our conversation, not a promise of the same outcome for another dog. Please add a ground-floor bedroom. You already had a ramp. We’re following your vet’s plan, buddy. You’re grounded. Temporarily? As an airline? Permanently. Getting old isn’t fun. Getting old didn’t make you jump. Your terrible flight plan did. I preferred you before you had evidence. I’m tired of resting. You used to call this your lifestyle. It’s different when it’s compulsory. Dad really looks after me. Yes. You could repay him by using the ramp. Joy! The package man has returned! Stand down. It’s paper towels. That’s how they got us last time! I’ll handle the door. You handle the blanket. Tell him I’m watching. Your eyes are closed. Undercover. Good questions deserve more than a guess. Explore SRP’s free research library, with body-system guides, vitamins, minerals and explanations of the evidence behind the claims. Is there a section on aviation? You’re banned. Questions about our research library? Call or text SRP at 317-300-4596. Our team offers twenty-four-hour text support. Fine. Business class.